Close enough.

"Mom, where's the xbox controller?"
"I don't know."
"That's because you're a horrible person."
"Liam! That's not nice to say to people, you'll hurt their feelings and won't be your friend."
"You're my friend?"
"Yes."
"Ok, I'll try it again."
"Ok."
"Mom, where's the xbox controller?"
"I don't know."
"That's because you're a person."